Things that Girls Should Know By Now… But Don’t :D
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, put it down. - this is the best!:D
3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect gift yet again!
5. If you ask a question you don’t want the answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
6. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
8. Sunday=Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
9. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
10. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
11. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress.
12. Yes and no are perfectly good answers to almost every question.
13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. Go see a doctor.
14. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.
15. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
16. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not both.
17. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
18. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
19. If we ask what is wrong and you say, “Nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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you can find here the full list
